Trademarks

Another instance today has inspired this post. It's just me thinking I'm clever, again, and trying to entertain the masses while in the end the attempt will have been futile, I'm sure.

However, on with the show.

I just left a comment for Kristi on her "Overheard" post and in the end, this post of mine was born.

She has claimed trademark to the phrase "showing some love y'all" so it is her's and her's alone. I respect that. Therefore, I decided to lay trademark to some of my own things and think it's a good idea for anyone to do it.

For instance, The Chad should trademark his "What Do I Think" segments.

Kristi should trademark her "Dear Diary" segments which are by far some of the most hilarious things I have read in her blog.

Now, as for trademarks I wish to lay claim to:

• The phrase "seven shades of fucked". That is mine and all mine. I'm proud of it. Don't steal it without giving me credit.
• Calling Matthew McConaughey "Matthew McConahottie". That is also mine and all mine. Use it if you wish because he is all hot and mighty, but know it came from me.
• The phrase "gettin' drunk cures the funk". It was a post title of mine awhile back and I just like it. I think I'll keep it.

That is all.