There is zero reason for this post

Just consxider this the ubiquitous drunk post. It's i-don't-know-what-the-fuck-time-it-is and I'm happy. That is all that matters.

Howevef, I think my neighbors may try to have us forcefully removed from the niehgborhood. Tomorrow. I'm correcting my typos as I go but I'm missing some and in case you chaven't guessed, I really don't give a rats ass.

The reason for the eviction from out neighborhood will be as follows.... I become a trash talking jackass bitch when I'm drunk. Tonight the words "your a pussy", "fuck off jackass" and "steven segal is a stupid ass knee-knockerd werid mother fucker" have flown out of my mouth.

DraMa drinks liquor, DraMa gets mouthy. Nice. I even called my hubby's best friend a plaid shorted nancy because he was wearing plaid shorts and then I called him a pussy. He told me a few choice things as well and then we started laughing till one of us farted. It wasn't me. Or maybe it was. I'm not sure at the moment.

I think drinking is awesome. I think cocunut rum is the best invention ever, next to the internet. I think i'm tired. I have to check in with school before going to bed, that should beu really cool.

I'm hungry.

Ashalamalakum