Friday, July 06, 2007

Things that are like crack to DramaBoy

The following list contains things around our house that are DramaBoy's crack. Without them, you might find him on a street corner turning tricks in order to get them. You might even see him in the fetal position in the alley behind our house going through the pains of withdrawl.

  • SpongeBob. Stoopid yellow bastard.

  • Anything relating to Cars (the movie) or Thomas the Train.

  • My bed, in the middle of the night.

  • His twig and berries. Good gawd leave them alone boy!

  • Trains. Short trains, long trains, high trains, low trains, night trains, day trains, they all evoke "MAMA! A TRAIN! SEE DA TRAIN!"

  • His daddy.

  • Water. In the sink, in the dog dish, pouring out of the washer hose and in puddles.

  • Bubbles in the sinks. Seriously, his desire to touch them rivals Paris Hilton's desire for flashbulbs. Freak.

  • Fruit snacks.

  • Screaming, out of the blue, as if he has tourette's syndrome. Startles the shit out of me every damn time. It's like a sick addiction of his.

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posted by Angel at 1:16 PM

7 Comments:

  • Hey let him have fun with his twig and berries...LOL

    By Blogger LAB, at 2:05 PM  

  • I suppose it could be worse. He could be jumping trains, screaming AT twigs and berries, pouring water in your bed while watching Cars, selling his plasma for fruit bars, and trying to cover his daddy in bubbles. While singing the Sponge Bob theme.

    Seriously, though. I wish it were socially acceptable for adults to scream at random.

    By Blogger Sarah, at 5:07 PM  

  • He may grow out of some of those, but probably not the twig and berries one. Sorry.

    Did you change your header? It looks different somehow but I can't figure it out.

    By Anonymous Karly, at 7:54 PM  

  • Once again I have to thank you for my daily dose of laughter!! Ha!

    By Blogger Lori, at 9:23 AM  

  • Too funny. I think the thing with his twig and berries will not ever stop. LOL

    By Blogger The Diva's Thoughts, at 9:02 AM  

  • I can't wait for kids!!!! I get to look forward to all these great moments. :)

    By Blogger Jen, at 6:49 PM  

  • OMG..this is hilarious! Just hilarious. I found you through homeschool in the ozarks post about the rockin bloggers. Too cool. You are one rockin mom babe!

    I love the crack joke...but then I love the worst kind..."you're high maintenance, but think you're low maintenance. I'd say you are rockin babe that is very self-aware!

    By Blogger One Wacky Mom, at 6:23 AM  

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